I Am Steve

In this game, YOU are Steve. Thats right. It has the most advcanced graphics and gameplay features immersing you in the role of Steve.

Quick info

So microsoft defender got mad at me when I was test downloading it, you can run the files through a virus scanner or something, I don´t know how else to prove that my game isn´t a virus, but I promise it´s not. If defender does get mad at you, just press the "More info" button and then the "Run anyway" button and it should work fine.

This game is a parody made by myself, I made this just for fun! You can download it if you are curious but this game should not be taken seriously, it is just purely made as a joke, so is this description and the trailer.

Gameplay

But if you do decide to download the game, you... can be... STEVE!!! This has never been done before, this is revolutionary new tech with the most advanced gameplay mechanics like:

Walking 🚶‍♂️

Crouching 🤩

Jumping 🔥

Punching 👊

Requirments

This game has never seen before graphics, requiring atleast a 6090 GPU and space station CPU.  This is partly because the main character has over 5 BILLION verticies! I wanted to have as much detail as possible when I was done modelling him, so I subdivided his mesh until blender ran at -4 frames per second! And when it did that I actually went BACK IN TIME. Now that I think about it I dont think the 6090 is out yet so you´ll have to wait til it releases if you wanna play the game.