I Am Steve
A downloadable game for Windows
In this game, YOU are Steve. Thats right. It has the most advcanced graphics and gameplay features immersing you in the role of Steve.
Quick info
So microsoft defender got mad at me when I was test downloading it, you can run the files through a virus scanner or something, I don´t know how else to prove that my game isn´t a virus, but I promise it´s not. If defender does get mad at you, just press the "More info" button and then the "Run anyway" button and it should work fine.
This game is a parody made by myself, I made this just for fun! You can download it if you are curious but this game should not be taken seriously, it is just purely made as a joke, so is this description and the trailer.
Gameplay
But if you do decide to download the game, you... can be... STEVE!!! This has never been done before, this is revolutionary new tech with the most advanced gameplay mechanics like:
Walking 🚶♂️
Crouching 🤩
Jumping 🔥
Punching 👊
Requirments
This game has never seen before graphics, requiring atleast a 6090 GPU and space station CPU. This is partly because the main character has over 5 BILLION verticies! I wanted to have as much detail as possible when I was done modelling him, so I subdivided his mesh until blender ran at -4 frames per second! And when it did that I actually went BACK IN TIME. Now that I think about it I dont think the 6090 is out yet so you´ll have to wait til it releases if you wanna play the game.
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Install instructions
Extract all files in the "Game Files.zip" and run the "I Am Steve.exe" file to play.
Development log
- New Update!!40 days ago
Comments
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I noticed when I managed to get out of bounds that character seems to be removed, but that's where the script that allows me to quit out the game is lol. Also I can jump to cancel out of animations I'm not supposed to be moving in for some reason. I rate this 10/-12 my immersion into the role of steve was peak, and I feel inspired to make my own silly game just for the heck of it now
Haha, dude, sorry for the wall of text! This wasn't even made by ai, I just had a lot on my mind. Thanks for your feedback!
You should definitely make your own game, even if it sucks, it's so much fun to see your own project evolve and the process of making a game is so rewarding. Making a game in 2025 is really easy too, with the amount of tutorials and guides and tools there is today. My recommendation is Unreal Engine 5, it's very user friendly and the visual coding system is great.
About the out-of-bounds stuff, I'm not really sure why Unreal engine removes the player when you fall out of the map, that's not something I added, that's just something Iv'e noticed with the engine. I'm guessing you were able to quit the game since you managed to write your comment, but Alt+F4 or task manager are always last resorts if you get stuck.
I realize I should have added an invisible boundary that didn't let you escape the map, buuut- how much fun would it have been if you stacked up the blocks and made it up to the mountains if you couldnt get out?
The animations were designed in a way so when you play an animation you get frozen in place, because it looked so weird when you could run around twerking without your legs moving, and I wanted the player to see the whole animation instead of the player cancelling it. But, I didnt take jumping into consideration when writing the animation logic so yeah- that's a "feature" now.
Thank you so much for your comment, feedback is so valuable to me! The bugs probably won't be fixed, as the game is already starting to die and I have other projects to spend my time on. Hopefully they didn't disturb the unimaginable immersion in this AAA-game tho.
no worries abt the wall of text I'm fine reading and often find myself a culprit of the same lol, sorry abt replying a whole week later though I don't go onto itch super often lol 😅
I have made a couple games before, what I meant was I felt inspired to make my own game that's just random shit made on a whim based on a random thing lol , and I agree gamedev is fun :)
Weird that unreal deletes things out of bounds but you could put an invisible collider right above the kill spot right? maybe the collider also follows the player so the player can't walk off it either, then you have it like bedrock does where you just can't go below a specific point
Ah about the animations I can see how that happened now lol, it is quite funny being able to spam play the songs over eachother tho xP, great feature :p
and thank *you* for replying I don't think I was expecting one lol, also I wasn't expecting the bugs to be fixed I was just pointing them out so that you could try to avoid the same bugs happening in future projects, and dw I was completely immersed in the experience of Steve the whole time lol xP
Could you add the earth crystal like sticking out of the wall of the mine or something?
Or Dennis/Chicken jockey that walks around? :D
If I have some extra time sometime, sure! But, the memes are already starting to get old, the movie will probably not be relevant for long...
too sad to think about… can’t wait for more memes from the sequel: Another Minecraft Movie
CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️🗣️
the greatest game of all time
can i have the STEVE model pwease?
what do you wanna use it for?
i wanna add it to minecraft(ill credit)
Wow, I actually tried to do that once but failed miserably... If you give me your email I'll send it over.
heres my email: rstick28@gmail.com
Great! I'll send it over from: dantegustafsson2010@gmail.com
way better than my games, 28/10
r/peenixsc moderator here. This game is amazing.
TYSM! :D
I put so much work in it but i don't think phoenix is aware it exists tho :(
Sir have I got news for you:
I did notice something was diffrent today 💀
I found it from that video
You should add the waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
Thanks for the suggestion, I just added it in the newest update!
It would be cool if we could build and break block, as well as the addition of the cursed sheep and a bigger world, and procedural generation for the world and an infinite world
PLEASE MAC PORT
So I just looked into how packaging the game for Mac is done, and it needs to be packeged on a mac for it to work. I'm on Windows so even if I really wanted to it wouldnt really be possible, sorry.
this is the greatest game i have ever played in my life.
If there is any thought you'd like to share don't hesitate for even a second! Any feedback/suggestion/anything means the world to me as this is my first game
Linux port pwease
I'm so sorry but I'm really new to making games, after looking further into how to package it as a Linux game it seems to be really difficult :(
if you have some old windows laptop laying around, the game should still be able to run on lower specs, if you really wanna try it